Rando Dued

Rando Dued is a humanoid alien from somewhere in space and has a propensity for marijuana because the plant's natural calming effect paired with creativity keeps him feeling perpetually interested in random stuff nobody else in the known universe cares about. This makes Rando a perfect addition to his space fleet as he is the first one to notice the unnoticeable, which in many cases has prevented the collision of two opposite realities and saved humanity. Also, he grows the best weed and sells it cheap!

Rando can be reached through his popular social media accounts by activating intergalactic WiFi, unless you live on Earth which was blocked due to social instability, ignorance, and their need to blow shit up all the time.