Bob Nobody

Every day is the same for Bob Nobody. At 5:00 he wakes up. By 5:20, he pours his first cup of coffee. At 5:58, he finishes reading the newspaper. At 6:10, he showers. By 6:45, he closes the final button on his crisp white dress shirt. At 6:50am, he grabs his car keys and wallet off the kitchen counter. By 7:36, he arrives at his job where he will stay far into the night. 

 

Bob's secretary, Nadine, is hungry for attention, especially from Bob. She considers herself a Fashionista. She parades her sexy outfits in front of him each morning, and each morning, he never notices. Bob's boss, Randolph, is hungry for power. He uses Bob's knowledge to unfairly propel himself up the corporate ladder. Bob knows this and is waiting for the right moment to make his boss look foolish.

 

Some say Bob is a lonely man who overworks to hide his pain. Others say Bob is an intelligent man who works hard to guarantee a secure future. Bob says nothing at all and likes it that way, because buried deep within his soul lies an unknown.

 

What Bob does not share with coworkers is his insatiable appetite for consuming live cockroaches. He loves the sensation of the insect crawling around inside his mouth. He traps it beneath his tongue and holds it there to relish the moment. Then, filled with excitement, he captures the bug between his teeth and bites down hard! The crushing power of his jaw send blood and guts shooting down the back of his hungry throat. The significance of its death is what Bob lives for.

 

He calls it an insectual orgasm.